Girlfriend: You hang up first
Boyfriend: No, you
Girlfriend: No, *soulja boy voice* YOUUUUUU
Boyfriend: *hangs up*

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Dear Diary,

Jan. 14, 2014
All I can do now is to steal glances.

Jan. 15, 2014
No matter how many times I call out your name, it doesn't reach you. And now, I'm stuck in my daydream.

Jan. 16, 2014
Shit, please stop making my heart confused. It's not fair, it's not cool. Stop playing with my feelings and YOURS.

Jan. 21, 2014
I asked for a sign, and woah. Welcome back.

Jan. 24, 2014
Sober heart, drunk mind. One of the best nights, so far. Night well spent.

Jan. 25, 2014
Date well spent.

Jan. 26, 2014
Take me, I'm yours.

Jan. 27, 2014
For once in my life, I don't have to try to be happy. When I'm with you, it just happens.

Jan. 29, 2014
OMG I love you so much. All your efforts, just wow. When you come to me, it makes me extremely happy. Omg omg omg ily

Jan. 31, 2014
We don't need a fancy restaurant, expensive diamonds, cold venue like a cinema just to be happy. Now I don't care, I'd go anywhere with you. As long as I'm with you, I'm willing to take any adventures, experiences, perils just to feel love, happiness and euphoria.

Feb. 1, 2014
Could I say that this was the best and pleasurable date ever?
Feb. 2, 2014

The sounds that you make are enough to be my favorite tune. The words that you say are enough to make me say 'yes'

Feb. 8, 2014
Thank you for staying by my side, throughout the day. Stay with me till eternity, baby.

Feb. 14, 2014
The best Prom. The best sweet dance. The best Valentine's Day. The best night. The best memories. The best experience. All from the best guy.

Feb. 26, 2014
Happy First Month! I will never get sick of you.

Feb. 28, 2014
Doing absolutely nothing with you is a very nice thing. Great way to end the love-month.

Mar. 7, 2014
Lots of 'firsts' with you.

Mar. 11, 2014
Damn. This day had enough ups and downs! Euphoria and premonition. Shit, just shit.

Mar. 16, 2014
Petals unfurl from a delicate flower, closer to picked with each passing hour, losing the "I" and gaining an "our"

Mar. 26, 2014
Cheers to our second month, sweet cheeks! More months to come, hopefully.

Apr. 21, 2014
When thoughts of all but one, are those I am keeping. When sore though there is none, for whom am I weeping. A curtain drawn before the sun, and I wish to go on sleeping. I wish I should have. A wound unmended-- you and I.

Apr. 26, 2014
3rd monthsary well spent. Castaway

May 8, 2014
I admit that you are the one that I had a very hard time moving on before.

May 10, 2014
You make me sin and I let you. Every goddamned time.

May 14, 2014
A Seduction Story

May 15, 2012
"Booty call"

May 16, 2014
Promises are meant to be broken anyway, hehe.

May 28, 2014
As humans, we ruin everything we touch. Including each other ♥

June 22, 2014
What happened? Night out. Chill out.

June 29, 2014
Good bye.